Eli CodFather🏳️‍⚧️

This blog is pro tits and anti Nazi

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

if you understand so well that wembley electra is nonbinary and have problems w them being played by a cis man but you never give a fuck abt rusty being constantly played by white men despite being black then idk man you’re just racist

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So I don’t play the sims super often so I didn’t know that evil sims can do an “evil workout” which seems to just be a normal workout except sometimes they pause to laugh maniacally.

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

I think you guys constantly undermine the exploitation and colonial abuse that Hawaiʻi and Polynesia endures. i promise you indigenous polynesians aren't focused on being excited about representation in the live action moana they're much more concerned by the disney tourism propaganda they've been constantly pushing in their slop movies

if u can stroke your ego does that mean u can also jerk it off. much to consider

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