Storm Hawks Fanfiction Skits part 1
Agents of the Unknown skit
Summary: Agent Walker tells Stork about mothman.
Agent Walker: *was on the couch in the Condor reading an article from her world about her favorite cryptid Mothman on her phone* Huh, it looks like Mothy wants to be seen again.
Stork: *was piloting the Condor but overheard her* Uh..who's Mothy?
Agent Walker: Mothman, he's an urban legend from my planet. He's a winged humanoid that has moth like or bird like wings. He lives in a town called Point Pleasant in a state called West Virginia in my country. His first appearance definitely caused some panic, and it ended after a bridge across a river collapsed. But after all that, he's become a celebrity for the town and made it a famous tourist attraction.
Stork: *turns around* And you are certain he's real?
Agent Walker: Yeah, I've actually met him while I was at Point Pleasant for a mission. He's actually a sweet and cuddly creature on the inside, and it makes me wonder what other people who are supposedly dark and mysterious have a sweet side. *coughs* Dark Ace *cough*
Dark Ace: *was there for a briefing on Murk Raiders being spotted* I heard that!!
Return of the Dark Ace skit
Summary: Pearl Rose asks her father, Arygyn, for advice on training a squire.
Arygyn: *flew in after he got her call* Sooo need advice on what?
Pearl Rose: *Points at Azalea, who is struggling with skimmer training*
Arygyn: Hmm, I see. Have you asked Donovan or Starling for help?
Pearl Rose: Dark Ace is busy on Terra Morgue as there's this vampire thing Lilith wants to show him. A crystal, I believe, and Starling is with him. I'd ask Aerrow, but his team are invited to an air show hosted by the Rex Guardians. So I'm stuck training the kid who hasn't gotten off the ground.
Arygyn: You think she's afraid of heights?
Azalea: I'm not afraid of heights!! I'm afraid of crashing!!
Arygyn: Then how about you do what Starling did for you when you first started. And yeah, I was watching that.
*Pearl Rose took her father's advice and flew above the clouds, with Azalea holding onto her, showing the stars above the clouds as they cleared*
Azalea: Whoa...beautiful.
Summary: Meagan Witcher and her squadron member Lily Izumi go to Terra Aquanos to check on Bessie the Aquanos water beast from the Farside.
Meagan Witcher: So you actually became friends with this thing,
Lily Izumi: And swam with her. She's a lot more tame once you get to know her. That and I feel a connection with her as I do with all water creatures. *does a sound that sounded like a whale call as Bessie jumped out*
Meagan Witcher: WHOA!! *Falls to the dock and looks in amazement*
Lily Izumi: *takes off her boots and bottoms as she was actually wearing a swimsuit* Take advice from a Pondrie like me, landie. All the creatures of the waters are only scary if you don't learn from them. *jumps in as Meagan goes to the edge of the dock to watch Lily actually swimming with the beast*
Meagan Witcher: Uh, does your dad and uncle know that you do this?
Lily Izumi: Aye! But they know I'm careful.
Meagan Witcher: Hopefully.
The Vampire Sky Knight skit
Summary: Meagpie finds Dark Ace and Aerrow in a rope trap.
Meagpie: I'm gonna go on a whim here and ask, how the fuck did you two manage to get caught in this?!
*Aerrow and Dark Ace hanging upside down in a trap*
Aerrow: Well, it's a funny story, but let's just say, Stork really shouldn't have told us where the traps for the Myaztechupa are.*struggling*
Dark Ace: I am questioning the Merbian's monster hunting skills. *struggling also*
Meagpie: You boys hold still. *takes out her scythe and cuts them loose*
*Dark Ace and Aerrow fall to the ground*
Aerrow: *gets up* Thanks.
Meagpie: *helps Dark Ace up* Now can we focus on finding Mister Explorer before Stork has another crazy ass theory of what fucking happened to him since the festival?!
Dark Ace: *rolls his eyes* At this rate, we might not find him without running into the Merbian's traps again!
Meagpie: Be grumpy about that all you want, Talon Boy, no one else has fallen for his traps.
*they heard Finn screaming as he fell for a trap*
Meagpie: I stand corrected.