Fey Elvis

This makes me sad

Same here human Elvis.

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"this is an amazing idea and surely nothing could go wrong"

NGL, I read that first word as piss.

get out

Woah Mama we have to balance our followers somehow

beetle juice????? yikes !! ummm i think I’ll stick with APPLE juice if that’s okay with everyone !!!

I will take the beetle juice.

you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis

We also have different color hats. Mine is a much more tasteful jet black, while yours is pitch-black.

ive gotta stop accidentally summoning gimmick blogs into existence

I know how you feel hummina hummina hummina. I can't say anything here without a new Elvis. Why are there so many Elvii. Why

because why not.

woah mama don't fall for it

wait, we do?

BUG TIME

bug time

bug time

Well, it’s bug time. Where the fuck are all the bugs?

dude. look at the reblog directly above mine

Oh yeah, right.

bees

bees

bees

rhinoceros beetle

woah mama, a tasty beetle.

I love tumblr because what do you mean I'm actively following about 73 different Elvis Presley gimmick blogs? What do you mean they have their own tag called the elvisverse?

woah mama there are more of us than you know

woah mama he also spread to the fae

Woah mama if you are transphobic you get the Elvis Special (a bullet)

woah mama they'll also get the elfis special (an iron bullet)