grandmaster cuck

kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow

i bet it was really fun to dump boiling pitch on dudes when they were trying to climb siege ladders back in the day

we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger

it's important to have bits that aren't good and also nobody likes and also aren't funny

out thrifitng, I hear a mom hiss “aiden. do not.” then a short pause followed by fervent bongo playing

being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways

remember when guys would just wear anime girl orgasm face compilation hoodies out in the world i want a where are they now for those people. i do assume most of them have passed away from vape rig complications

A New "Evil Island" Has Been Discovered in the Galapagos - And Yep, The Finches There Evolved to Kick Babies

I left tumblr for like 7 years now sometimes posts are underwater now

globael warming

i wish i was a cishet guy so that i could start a podcast and go to the gym and allow that to fulfill me spiritually. but instead i have these visions

can you take my white ass to funkytown

nope. torture city again

pirating movies by seeing them in tumblr gifs and basing my own story around them

that's how medieval peasants were supposed to use the stained glass windows to teach themselves bible stories when church was exclusively in latin

Blorbaux from my tapestries