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we need to invent pills that make your cum taste like different fruits and treats for the sake of feminism

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

oh wow… how serene…

robot girl in sundress. light and flowy. nothing else. visible flaccid bulge/silhouette. send post

i was like "i wish mercury and venus were still animated tho" and then when i opened it to reblog the image was in starting position with mercury's eyes off to the side and i realized they ARE animated. super slow.

the earth's eyes are drawn in a different place every rotation

>it’s wet

@canadiangold

>their milk is made of mostly water

It is extremely rare that I get unintentionally rickrolled. It is extremely common that I look at a link and think to myself, that's a rickroll, and I click on it. Then I get to enjoy the satisfaction of being correct, as well as the entirety of Never Gonna Give You Up. That shit is a banger. If someone offers me a link directly to that song you think I'm not gonna take it? No. You know the rules and so do I. It's Astley time.

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

The trans flag should have a werewolf on it. Like how Wales has a dragon

Put a creature on that thing

THIS RULES

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.