When you can see the underwear waistband peeking out above his pants reblog if you agree

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

Jerkin it to your dads nudes

the trans male experience is being afraid that if you wash your hands in a public men's restroom you will be clocked

one time I went in the men's room at a bar, got clocked and told I needed to leave so later I walked up to that dude at a table with some chick and announced to her that He Doesn't Wash His Hands After Handling His Dick and walked away

you are quite literally braver than any U.S. marine

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic