looking at ding dongs

“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”

me:

Hey y’all so several posts on this account have been flagged and just in case that means this account goes down, please see my twitter account instead: http://twitter.com/elefluff/

me:

me:

me:

Hey y’all so several posts on this account have been flagged and just in case that means this account goes down, please see my twitter account instead: http://twitter.com/elefluff/

Hey y’all so several posts on this account have been flagged and just in case that means this account goes down, please see my twitter account instead: http://twitter.com/elefluff/

Me:

I need Swerve snorting with laughter when Skids says a cheesy one liner while fragging him.

I need Tailgate to burst into hysterics when he accidentally comes too early all over Cyclonus’ shocked face.

I need Chromedome to let himself laugh and enjoy himself when Rewind does silly “sexy” poses for him.

I need Magnus to suppress his giggling when in the middle of eating out Roddy’s valve Rodimus discovers his little antenna are ticklish.

And I need Ratchet to wheeze and gasp when in the afterglow of a frag Drift pulls a silly face to lighten up the situation.

@glubablub @queenofthesafetypins

ok so

there’s a rule in mormonism that you Absolutely Cannot see a woman naked. however, since we as a species usually LOVE to jack off, people found a way around it.

basically what they do is take pictures of beautiful bikini women or whatever, and cover the bits that would be deemed unseeable, and creating bubbles around certain parts like the stomach and neck, to give off the illusion that they’re naked.

that way they can jack off freely without guilt. it is generally effective, but since it’s so obscure it looks like some kind of odd fetish.