Elephant King

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

the actual main difference between data and spock is that data is almost completely sincere the majority of the time meanwhile spock is mostly lying or being a bitch for fun

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

when fiona apple asked “how can i ask anyone to love me when all i do is beg to be left alone”. well i have not found an answer but if anyone else has lmk

I think I should be able to gorily tear open my own flesh and withdraw a blade formed of my own bones. Thats the type of shit I should be doing not applying for jobs on indeed.com

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

So Kalyba fumbled Ead in TPOTOT, fumbled Tunuva in ADOFN, and Samathan Shannon has both another prequel and a sequel planned for the series. Odds are Kalyba will fumble Galian Berethnet in the prequel. For the sequel, she's technically dead, but I believe in her failwoman energy. I believe she's capable of fumbling a baddie from beyond the grave.

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

i am about to create an au SO self indulgent. the target audience is 1 person and that person is me

men invented maps they had to spread on tables so they could watch each other bend over hands flat arms outstretched