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i don't do bad sauce passes
noise dept.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Keni

oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Sweet Seals For You, Always

Andulka
Misplaced Lens Cap

Product Placement
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
KIROKAZE
RMH
hello vonnie


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New Tron game looks dope, I'm definitely looking forward to it. That being said it is extremely funny to me that the trailer dropped this afternoon and is already bringing the anti-woke crowd out to complain that Tron has "gone woke" because of the skin tone and supposed genitals of a fucking computer program.
It’s frankly hilarious how anti woke chodes are just so blinded by their bigotry & rage against diversity that they fail to acknowledge or just straight up ignore things such as the fact that one of the 3 protagonists’ in the 1ST FILM OF THE FRANCHISE was Dr. Lora Baines, the woman who was an expert computer programmer & engineer who was fundamental in creating the very digitization laser tech which is the critical catalyst for the entire foundational premise of the franchise overall.
It’s also just one more blatant display of the complete disingenuous nature of anti woke tools who delude themselves into believing they are the only “real gamers/fans” - collectively complaining about how pronouns, minority representation and usage of diversity & inclusion consultants are all “blights” on the entire game industry; all the while explicitly ignoring massive obvious industry issues such as: worker exploitation and abuse at the hands of overpaid c-suite executives, mentally & physically debilitating levels of crunch, the degradation of game preservation, completely untenable development & release schedules on grossly bloated AAA game budgets, anti-consumer pricing & monetization tactics, efforts to rob customers of ownership rights of their game purchases, the draining & callous discarding of industry talent (individuals & studios alike) by major publishers, poor optimization & performance of supposedly complete full price releases, rabid trend chasing as seen with NFTs & live service games, etc.
so you're telling me that the Catholics have a new mascot that's a cute anime-style blue-eyed teal-haired anime (girl(???) or boy, possibly???) and her name is Luce? As in latin for light, so they're a bearer of light? like... Lucifer? Okay.
For better or worse, Luce has the power of God & Anime on their side.
holy shit the pope’s vtuber avatar reveal
First cover I've recorded in a while! This time it's a song called Antichrist by one of my favorite bands, King No-One!
Ok I’m being so brave about it but a couple of days ago I saw this post claiming that the Jedi saying ‘this weapon [your lightsaber] is your life’ is emblematic of ‘the Jedi’s failure as peacekeepers’ (not an exact quote but pretty close) because why would a weapon be the life of a peacekeeper?
And like. The Jedi are a culture. They’re a religion.
You know that, right? You know that many cultures, including generally peaceful ones, have sacred weapons, right? You know that the bond between a Jedi and their crystal(s) is an extremely sacred thing that requires the consent of both parties and is integral to their way of life, right?
You know that lightsabers are not intended to be only for killing, right? That the first thing Luke learns to do with his lightsaber is to shield and defend? You know that a culture having sacred weapons doesn’t mean that they view killing as sacred, right?
Not trying to start shit, I don’t even remember who said it, but ugh
lightsaber combat is literally a martial art. if you look at what wikipedia says martial arts are:
I put special emphasis on "practiced for a number of reasons such as physical, mental and spiritual development; and the preservation of a nation's intangible cultural heritage" because that's exactly why the jedi have lightsaber combat: it's part of their culture, as essential to it as the Force, and it's a way to train and connect with themselves, each other, and the Force. plenty of martial arts use weapons like swords and staffs, and it's most notable on asian martial arts like kendo, which is literally what lightsaber combat in the movies was inspired on. the weapons don't mean they're more violent than unarmed martial arts, or that they are meant to kill. they're just a different style of martial art, much like music has so many different genres.
plus, lightsabers are extremely limited in range, they are obviously meant for defense over offense. they can only cut down people who get close enough to be within range of the blade, and even though they can deflect blaster shots they still need to have been shot at first. using a lightsaber to kill is easy. anyone who gets their hands on a lightsaber can do that. using a lightsaber to defend, to save lives? now that requires plenty of training, discipline and understanding of oneself and one's weapon. that's what lightsaber combat is. that's why jedi carry lightsabers.
if the jedi were armed to kill, they'd be carrying blasters like the rest of the galaxy
Honestly, guys, reblog this version maulfucker said it WAY better

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yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.
They also should've been garden gnomes
girlz <3
i know i’m late but happy 20th anniversary to the funky lawyer game *hands you a maya*
ok I'll reblog that
I've seen a few of this guy's videos and they're all so funny. This is probably my favorite one though.
New Tron game looks dope, I'm definitely looking forward to it. That being said it is extremely funny to me that the trailer dropped this afternoon and is already bringing the anti-woke crowd out to complain that Tron has "gone woke" because of the skin tone and supposed genitals of a fucking computer program.

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A new study finds that Apple has some of the highest employee turnover rates of any tech company. Google "apple turnover" for more information.
(angry video game nerd voice) two genders? that's it? and you just get given one at random, you don't even get to decide which one you want? what a shitload of fuck
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
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Reddit, it's me again. And I am urgent need of help.
There appears to be some kind of darkness forming underneath my dog. WTF???
Your dog's heart is simply giving into the darkness that lies inside each and every heart, for the heart's true nature is darkness. With your dog's help, we will finally be able to unlock Kingdom Hearts and unleash true darkness upon the world!
“you support gay rights so you must be gay”
i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
turns out i am gay
holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type
Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!
he was a llama
a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

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YOU hates terfs
rb if u hates terfs
if i had to end the simpsons the final episode would be completely bereft of dialogue, cutting between character's houses, they're sitting silently in their comfortable spaces, at peace. over the course of the next 23 minutes we see every inhabitant of springfield slowly wither and turn to dust, open windows allowing them to be carried away on a light breeze. sometimes it seems painful, others joyful, but in the end nothing remains
In the end the last frame freezes. The camera pulls back and you see that, for the first time in years and years, the episode was animated the old fashioned way, with ink and paint. And you're looking at the final time this will be done, maybe ever.
A pair of hands gently, reverentially, picks up the cells and takes them out of view. The camera cuts to a box. The cells go in, on top of hundreds of others. The hands pick up the box, and again remove it from view.
Outside. It's a brilliant, sunny day in a drab, otherwise unremarkable parking lot. A man carries the box to a pile of others. You instantly sense that the whole episode, an absurd number of individual drawings all piled together, occupy those boxes. The whole of the last episode of The Simpsons, stacked in physical form.
The man leaves frame.
He returns, and begins spraying lighter fluid on the boxes. Maybe you are horrified. Perhaps you are in awe. Or you're just curious.
But it doesn't matter.
This was all pre-recorded. Whatever happens next has already happened. Neither you nor your OLED screen have any say, not anymore. Sure, you could turn it off.
But you won't.
A zippo is produced from a pocket. The man lights it. He seems to contemplate the gravity of his next action for a moment, but with absolute certainty in his face, he casts the metal brick into the waiting fuel, and the boxes are slowly wrapped in flames.
The man leaves frame, and the camera doesn't move. Nothing but flames consuming thousands of hours of artwork occupies the screen.
As the boxes blacken and occasional sheets of plastic curl and flutter away, dancing like burning leaves, a song starts to play.
At first, you believe it's an aria, but within seconds you identify the theme song, slowly being sung by a choir. A funeral dirge might have been more expected, but this simple, beautiful, joyful tune, almost like angels at play, somehow feels more appropriate.
The song ends, the boxes have burnt. The screen goes dark. White, cursive letters come into focus on the dark background.
Thank you, and goodnight.