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Another proposal: four Peter Parkers living in an apartment New Girl style. Starring Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, Jake Johnson, and Tom Holland.

Spiderman: Into the Spider-Flat

they still can't afford rent

They're all consistently confused when the news reports on one of the other spider-men saving people at times and places they KNOW they weren't there for but rationalize it away like "I dunno, I mean... Maybe I just forgot...? It's been busy today I might have like... Hm... I.... "

It's filmed sitcom style and the main focus is all the Peter Parkers hiding that they are Spider-Man from the other tenants

when you can sense a Mood incoming and feel like a farmer standing in a field looking out at the horizon as the storm approaches like “looks like it’s gonna be a bad one, boys”

No matter what a post on tumblr tries to tell you, your moral and ethical stances will never be determined by what you reblog and what you scroll past. Don’t let manipulation tactics force you into doing anything you don’t want to do.

Thank god someone said it I’m sick of being guilt-tripped into reblogging every ‘reblog if you care about -thing any decent human being should care about-‘ post on this fucking website

also tony wasn’t actually blond in the movie??? 

i can’t believe the “fake” part of the trailers was just… tony’s hair.

Okay but what company is that? We should support businesses doing good things

It’s really so incredibly fucked up that the generation that hounded us about online safety now expects us to put up all of our personal information on the internet from our full name and location to every job we’ve ever held, for anyone to see, and finds it suspect against our job application if we don’t do that

“And when at last you find someone to whom you feel you can pour out your soul, you stop in shock at the words you utter— they are so rusty, so ugly, so meaningless and feeble from being kept in the small cramped dark inside you so long.” - Sylvia Plath (via quotemadness)

not to be controversial but not even obama’s “then perish” can top riza hawkeye’s iconic line “now do me a favour and die”

THE ONLY FREAKING BOY BAND I KNOW

*panics but in a super chill & casual way*

What’s your fantasy?

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true