mechanism of flesh and blood

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

too many people seem to think certain ships would officially start going out and put a label on their relationship and sometimes even go so far as to get married. but most of the time said ships would really just be freaks and fuck weirdstyle without addressing the elephant in the room that is the mutual romantic attraction

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn't come through but the acting does. and did you know apparently everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound

Metroidvania that does the original flavour Metroid "protagonist takes off their helmet during the credits and surprise, they're a girl!" thing, except we saw them out of armour during the game's intro and they at least appeared to be a dude at the time, so this is surprising to them as well.

metroidvania but she transitioned at the end

ahh, we could combine the terms "trans" and "metroidvania" , and call that as transylvanla

i was wondering why my eyes hurt so badly and i’d turned my screen’s brightness up full so i could see the goddamn movie i was watching. please add lighting to your movie scenes it doesn’t matter if it makes it scarier if i can’t see the monster in the first place like i’m just looking at myself bro