I'd like to crush you under the weight of my love

Question. Why are y'all doing this in March

To make sure we get the meme jn the fridge to dethaw in time.

I just know Benoit Blanc has an unskippable monologue about how men don't know how to dress anymore because of corporations making lower quality clothing, the death of tailoring and men being afraid to know how to dress well because they think it'll make them look gay just locked and loaded just waiting to be triggered.

Apocalypse preppers who fantasise about all our artificial rules and governments falling away in times of chaos seem to forget that we invented those rules and governments. Over and over. When you put humans near each other, they group up and make a society; that’s why those  governments exist. Do they think we magically stop doing that in dangerous situations? Because… we don’t.

I should be able to read books in one second because I need to know everything

genuinely I cannot fathom trying to use Tumblr like any other social media. I just thought to myself “why does Tumblr even have a ‘Best Posts First’ feature? why would I want to see good posts?” and then I had to stop and consider that for a second