ClusterFluck

with the right person, love actually feels like returning back home to yourself

i’ve fucked guys i should’ve shot in the head

Pattern recognition will save you from a lot of bs.

*walking into the morgue to find body parts scattered across the floor* oh my god who closed last night

"christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheist" "atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are christian" stop fighting. all human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are californian

even with watching a movie from like the 90s it’s insane how much everyone looks like a Normal Person compared to anything filmed today

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

love you my jersey king

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

what musical artist/band have you seen in concert the most and how many times have you seen them?