El Divo

what happened to the skeleton war, you guys used to love the skeleton war

the wizards won

As a Publishing Professional I can say that this is 10000% accurate, and I am a little concerned you’re just giving away all of our industry secrets on Tumblr.

I am a famousy awards-winning author of BOOKS and I endorse this post.

I’ve seen this post 800 times and am only now realising that Neil Gaiman endorsed this post

Victim blaming, the American answer.

I’m re-watching Captain America Civil War and- They told Bucky to kill Tony’s parents without witnesses and he manages to find the probably only forest in the world with a random security camera by the road-side and kills them exactly in front of that security camera while looking right at said security camera when he disables it and also fails to make sure that the tape inside is destroyed how can you screw up so bad? 

I wondered that too - if he does everything like that attack on Fury how is he a fucking ghost-story?  Imagine that’s your job like: “Okay, you know how this works. We’re missing a rocket launcher, a mask, three hand-guns, the corpse of the target, two daggers with his finger-prints on them, the Asset’s mask and a helicopter. All of which are somewhere in [whatever city] and have to be retrieved in less than two hours. Go!” “Ermm…boss? There’s another YouTube video.” “He’s a brilliant assassin they said. The best there is they said.” For lack of a better explanation, I’ll attribute it to Bucky’s sub-conscious trying to make shit difficult for them.

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

Now I’m crying again😰

I’m going to cry 😂😂

THEY HAVE A JEDI AT THE END BECAUSE JEDI IS A RECOGNIZED RELIGION IN AUSTRALIA omfg