Steven

i can’t stop thinking about this

Holy shit

New Zealanders: Chill as Aussies, but with wildlife that assumes there are no natural predators so everything is friendly and fair game.

Keas on pop.

the decade is ending and I still can’t believe this is my most memorable digital footprint…. After yall sending Aslan porn and incest porn and centaur porn this still won’t die down please let this die with the decade I am BEGGING

gayest sport on earth

WHAT

OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.

why is he putting his hand in his pants

That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration. 

that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it

This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.

Reblog if you’re the gay cousin

Remember that time Ted Cruz straight up said he’d murder Trump

#i mean #he’s killed before so

anyone remember those betty crocker infomercials they played on cartoon network in the like the early-mid 2000s for no reason

My whole body just experienced deja vu 

10,000 reblogs and I will translate the script of Bee Movie into a language that I will invent solely for this purpose

can you please just do it anyway it’d save a lot of time for something that will inevitably happen

New rule: every time you see this please consider reblogging