Can you say the most promenant thing that comes to your mind to every zodiac? Sorry for my englisch but I read that you like astrology very muchand I would like to hear what you think about the individual zodiac signes : )
ARIES: Actually deeply afraid of everything. Scared of losing, scared of their feelings, scared of breathing, scared of never being enough. It’s why they are so brave. It’s why they feel everything honestly and sincerely. It’s why they’ll fight every bully. It’s why they aren’t scared of getting in your face. It’s why they can do the right thing. Being scared gives Aries strength, because they want to prove they’re better than their fears. It can also make them a giant asshole, so fight them back and check their asses – and you know what, they’re scared of being wrong too, so that means they’ll take the hit to be checked.
TAURUS: It’s a complete magic trick how a sign so selfish can be so unconditionally generous. Will always put themselves first, which, if you are one of the lucky few to be considered their property, means putting you first. Hard to accept that you’re a “thing” to a Taurus, but Taurus takes very, very, very good care of their things. If you belong to a Taurus, they take pride in you, they support you, they cherish you, they fix you. The joy of owning you means the joy of seeing you grow in value, grow in love, grow in general. You’re a seed in their garden, they talk to you every day, they water you every day, and they want to see you flourish. Whenever a Taurus feels shitty – and they often do, in ways they’ll never say – they take comfort in having you.
GEMINI: I’m genuinely sorry y’all get the worst treatment of the zodiac. You only maybe 40% deserve it. Gemini is the random button on a fighting game character screen. Gemini is the “yes” to a simple this-or-that question. Gemini creates as easily as it destroys. Has a tendency to asks questions but doesn’t care about the answers – but is that such a bad thing? Thinks of ideas that maybe are impossible – but maybe they were onto something? Mutilates language and makes up sounds – but is able to give a definition to something that didn’t exist before? Gemini is the engineer of the zodiac, all things psychological, mathematical, technological, musical, and linguistical. Not all of Gemini’s ideas are good ones, but they don’t all need to be good, they just need to be new, and sometimes new is genius.
CANCER: If you need to talk about how selfless you are, you’re probably not. Cancer is loving and generous and giving, and it’s true, but at what price? Why convince the other person they need you more than the other way around? Cancer knows deeply the pain of abandonment, and so does its best to make sure everyone else is not abandoned, and will kill anyone who makes you feel like that. But, also, boundaries are not abandonment, and you’re not as alone as you think you are. Cancers want family and safety, and you’re not supposed to be scared of family. Let yourself believe you’re as loved as you wish you’re loved. You’re not the victim, what cause are you martyring yourself for?
LEO: There are two types of Leos, the ones who need to convince you that they’re the best, and the ones who know they’re the best. The former will use you as an accessory, the latter will happily be YOUR accessory. Nothing is more dangerous than an insecure Leo, but nothing is more gracious than a confident one. The sign of the lion, but honestly they are just simply cats. They want the simple things in life: pets, luxury, endless selfies of everything they do posted on the internet, and compliments of how great their hair looks. Leos governs fun, creation, and theatre. In short: they know the world is their stage, and they’re the world’s god, and they know they’re the main characters of their own story. The leading man. The one who wins. The shining star. Literally the sun in the sky, giving life by being bright. And, honestly, I can’t even say that’s a wrong way to live life.
VIRGO: I know your deepest secret, and that’s how much you care. You care so much, and so deeply, and for some reason you’d rather make the other person die than admit that. That must be lonely. I also know how hard you work, and how much you’re barely keeping yourself together, and how deeply you think of every single detail that you fall apart at the seams. I know your rooms are the messiest god damn places in the world (no matter how many online horoscopes claim you’re clean) because you’re aware of the details of the details of what’s yours, and that’s too much to organize, so you just know how your messes work. It’s easier to clean up everyone’s else’s messes. It’s simpler. It’s easier. The more you serve other people, the longer you can avoid serving yourself. If no one else said it before: you’re good enough. You don’t have to be perfect to be good enough.
LIBRA: Evil incarnate. Gemini and Aquarius are known as the devils of the air signs, but it takes true evil for an air sign to convince you they’re charismatic saints, and that’s Libra. I don’t forget you’re the sign of the lawyer. I don’t ignore you’re passive aggressive machinations. I don’t dismiss how when I say “don’t lie” you say “well, define ‘lie’.” You’ll fight for Justice, I know you will, but you’ll pay any cost to achieve it, and you’ll smile and say it was all for me (it was all for you). Libra already knows what the end is going to be, they’re just charming you into agreeing and flattering you into thinking it’s all your idea. Libra is a dance with the devil, and you can’t out-dance the devil. I respect Libra enough to know the best way to win at their game is to not play.
SCORPIO: The biggest god damn jokes. God bless all Scorpios, you’re fucking hilarious. There’s a lot of talk about Scorpio being cool and distant and enigmatic, but I know what’s going on in your head, and it’s just one giant internal scream of OH MY GOD I HOPE NO ONE REALIZES I’M LOSING MY SHIT 400% OF THE TIME. Scorpios know they’re intense freaks who shouldn’t be allowed to participate in normal society and they cry about it every day. They’re constantly doing their best to act the part in a play called Look How Normal I Am, Am I Doing This Right? If they take the leash off and let all that intensity flood your way, they either love you or hate you, but honestly it’s hard to tell the difference. Doesn’t matter which it is, to me, because it’s hilarious. “But what about the sexy femme fatale with a sting if you cross her thing?” Bitch, please, do you take a 15yo goth who listens to too much Evanescence seriously? Exactly.
SAGITTARIUS: Pretentious, but sometimes in a good way. You ask questions you don’t care about because you’re busy showing off you already know the answers. Worldly, and to be fair, it’s earned, but also: stop sharing your travel photos. Genuinely frightens me, for all that I love this sign. There’s no bigger danger to the world than a broken idealist, and I’m constantly afraid the person you can be when something breaks your optimism. Still, hard to argue you don’t experience life to the fullest, and out of all the signs Sagittarius is the only one that has no fear of living. Or dying, for that matter. I envy your sense of adventure. I want to learn to live like you. Also, innate talent for clapbacks, damn.
CAPRICORN: You wish people knew how much you care, but you know sometimes it’s better if they don’t. The sign that understands – actually understands – what unconditional love is. They’re willing to be the bad guy in your story if it means making you into a better person, into preparing you for the shit that’s going to come your way, to protect you from crashing and burning. Capricorn sees the future, they see your future, and the only way they know how to protect you is to train you. And they’ll train you hard. They’ll be merciless. They know you won’t thank them for it. But you’ll be okay. They wish someone could’ve helped make them be okay, too.
AQUARIUS: There are mainly two types of Aquarius: the ones who think the things they DO makes them special, or the ones who know they’re special no matter what they do. The former is is boring, the latter is revolutionary. Rebels. Anarchists. Hipsters. Mad Scientists. The person I want to high five. The person I want to punch. Lack of shits to give. Knows there are more things to learn then there is time in their life to learn it, so they’re always dedicated to the latest hobby of the week, the new topic of the day, the next human innovation in their lifetime. Love being used the right way, to be of service to people who need it. Will always side for the underdog. Always. Need to learn if they’re rebelling for the sake of it, or for something worth fighting for. The worst insult you can tell an Aquarius is they’re predictable. Sherlock Holmes is an Aquarius, don’t believe the lie he’s a Capricorn.
PISCES: Y’all are fucking terrifying. Gentle tree-hippies my ass. You know what you’re doing. You know the strings you pull. You have everyone in your life falling for your big sad doe-eyes and your innocent smile and your big ghibli tears, and what’s scary is that even when they know better (LIKE ME), people still fall for it. You convince everyone that they should save you, but you never let yourself be saved. You don’t even know what being saved is. You live life in riddles. Living is dying for you, and dying is living. Nothing makes sense, which makes the most sense of all. You don’t know what you feel, so you think you feel nothing, or do you feel everything? You’re a ghost who troll-haunts the living because it’s funny.
*** If you take any of this personally you’re taking this way more seriously than I am, and you probably shouldn’t be into astrology if you think a bunch of constellations in the sky can tell you who you are. Chill.
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