There's a lot I dislike about witcher season 2 but I want to ramble about the parts I did enjoy and by that I mean I'm gonna list all the yennskier moments:
the SMILE on Yen's face when she realises who's performing
Hugging. They are h u g g i n g.
"I miss the days when my biggest problem was an ever-present sing-songy twit."
"I am not having this conversation unless I'm drinking."
Again the way Yen smiles at him she's so amused by him I love it
"My dear, generous lady."
That song could be about anyone. Mm. Anyone. Mm-hm. Anyone. Mm. Anyone. Mm.
"We're better off without him." "Yes."
"The man, the myth, the legend." Jaskier's tiny smile
Jaskier threatening Cahir with a bottle I love him he's absolutely useless
Yen rolling her eyes at him when he does that I'm gonna do what I do best bit
Yen resting her head against the wall and groaning when Jaskier starts having a go at the dock worker
Joey just looks at Anya so tenderly and like... same man same
"I'm scared too. I'm scared that one day the muses will stop speaking to me. Because who are we when we can no longer do the one thing we were put on this continent to do?"
Comparing the loss of her magic to his fear of losing his artistic edge is a big ol' chef's kiss from me we love to see it
"Chaos could never be done with the likes of you. Yennefer of Vengerberg. Of that much, I am certain. So, if it's all the same to you, goodbye, good luck, good riddance."
THE WAY HES ALMOST WHISPERING THIS DIALOGUE THOUGH it's so intimate...
That interview where Joey said Jaskier is in love with whoever is in front of him, this is that and it's GREAT
And it's all the starker in comparison to Geralt this season. It feels like you could knock on the side of Geralt's head and it would echo because of how hollow his character is.
When Yen goes to investigate who hurt Jaskier and Cahir pops up like YENNEFER WHAT ARE YOU D O I N G ???
"see if any little shit-birds under the name of Jaskier have been caged" yeah Yen get his ass
Loved watching Jaskier get tortured 10/10
Yen pretending to be his drunk wife is iconic she's so smart
"Uh... uh... This is- this is my wife. She has nothing to do with this."
Yen kissing the side of his head...
The way he yells please don't hurt her!
When Rience snaps his fingers in front of Yen's face to make fire and she blows so the alcohol on her breath makes a little flamethrower moment I YELLED love of my life did I say she's so smart? She's so smart
Yen bearing Jaskier's weight as they run away with his arm over her shoulder...
"You don't get to play damsel in distress. That's my job." and the way Yen slaps him playfully on the chest...
"Ohh! Oh, she's so scary."
He really is the epitome of my wife is a bitch and I like her so much.
The way he yells her name after she disappears...
Jaskier's tits have entered the chat.
Season 2 really said buff Jaskier rights. They had to give him that awful hair otherwise he would have been too powerful.
"She risked her life for me. I always knew there was some deeper feeling for me beneath all that rage and... hair. She's got a lot of hair, that woman."
The way she wakes him up like she slaps his hip and then grabs his face in her hands and says "I need you."
This moment is under ten seconds and she touches him on his thigh, his hip, his arm, his cheek, and runs her hand along his arm again as she walks away like HELLO?
yes I watched it a bunch of times in 0.5 speed leave me alone
"The last time I woke up next to you, you grabbed me by the balls and then blew up the building, so-" "Come on!" "Oh, for fucks sake."
"Golden Oriole." "Golden what? Areola? Pretty sure that's got something to do with nipples. But then again if it was up to me I'd make everything about nipples."
"Tell me what to do." Come on he's practically BEGGING you to peg him Yen.
"What are you gonna do?" "What witches do best. Make a potion." Jaskier's tiny smile again.
The way he throws that stupid stone up in the air and catches it before he leaves the laboratory like stop flirting we get it
"You're back. Are you alright?" again the way he speaks SO SOFTLY to her what the FUCK
and the way he rushes forward when it looks like she's about to stumble and holds her elbow...
The way Yen examines her wrists and Jaskier is like gently cupping the back of her hand in his palm and then she pulls away and they look at one another for a moment...
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