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as a trans girl, i think we should kill transandrophobes. they make me so angry. we should be protecting our brothers, not bullying them. this shit doesn't help anyone except for the people who want us divided.

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lesbianmarrow

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

tunnaa-unnaa

taking notes

minmos

thought it was a one-off thing, but i've now seen multiple pictures and videos of red-bellied woodpeckers touching other birds with their tongue at bird feeders. why are they suck little freaks?

minmos

why are you like this?

@deadgirl10

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torstherapy

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vriskarune

"there's no way toby can wrap all this up in just 2 chapters!"

toby, preparing to drop chapter 6 chapter 1:

liebelesbe

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

underthesedarlingskies

qft

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actualsufjan-deactivated2016092

cursed image

nfji8ikjnwji3-blog

you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die

carbonatedmustard

made it with an hour to spare

izzybutt

I can’t believe I share a birthday with this image.

nico-the-overlord

How have i never seen this image

mouselikething

the charming and perfect Tenna intro vs the scary and horrible Flowery intro

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tobiasdrake

Can you imagine being Gandalf? Getting shit from other wizards because you have a thing for hobbits and you're just like, okay. Okay, maybe I'll temper my fascination with hobbits.

This Ring quest will have two hobbits. Maximum.

Then they all get to Rivendell and have somehow multiplied into four hobbits. And it's like. Okay. Maybe the others are right.

Maybe this is too many hobbits.

We have as many hobbits as we have not-hobbits.

But damn it, you just don't want to get rid of any of these hobbits. Screw it! Everyone can deal. Four hobbits. This is a four hobbits problem.

So away you go.

And things go bad in the worst possible way.

Over and over.

You've lost your hobbits. You've lost yourself. The fellowship has been separated.

It takes everything in your power to help the humans defend themselves, bringing them together to save Rohan. Finally, as things begin to look upright, you're ready to face the war with everything the Rohirrim have left.

You're ready to face him. This may be the hardest battle you've ever fought. But you ride.

Then you get there and two of your fucking hobbits are sitting there like "Yeah, while you were gone, we raised a tree army and beat Saruman's ass. Wanna help us loot his tower?"

....

There were not, in fact, too many hobbits.

This was a four hobbits problem.

iivynessa

I love this thing

batmanshole

crisp glass of water moodboard

transxfiles

you may notice i use the phrase "my beloved" frequently. this is because i am in love with the world and everything in it. hope this clears things up <3

transxfiles

girl help the pessimists found me

phoenixichi

"girl help i am staunchly refusing to realise my own naivete in a world almost completely made up of things that couldnt care less about me or are actively exploiting me"

tiefling-enjoyer

that-house

Girl help the pessimists are mistaking an inherently meaningless universe for an inhumane and joyless one rather than recognizing the opportunity to make one’s own meaning and joy and to spread those things to others

june-egbert-official

"but the world sucks and everything is bad and it's dark and lonely in the universe" okay? and? you're gonna contribute to it? you're gonna give in to misery? coward. you could be living and happy. you could be trying anyway. you could be enjoying life in spite of hardship.

justdrawtheworld

Being happy and kind is what the cool guys do 😎

kalichnikov

clarificationsw

literally my dad

chaussurre

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bruzum

#knives out

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