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@ekky72
hey yeah i know i keep disappearing and also i am a tiny little nobody that doesnt matter in the grand scheme of things but every so often a post or two of mine gets a sudden influx of likes/reblogs so just in case any of yall click around enough to see this:
FANS OF HAZBIN HOTEL/HELLUVA BOSS/VIVZIEPOP WORKS IN GENERAL REALLY,, YALL ARE NOT WELCOME HERE, I AM NOT COMFORTABLE INTERACTING WITH YALL, PLEASE FUCK OFF, THANK YOU AND GOOD BYE
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Ilya Rozanov getting back to his CCM-shoot hotel room after hooking up with Shane Hollander and absolutely blasting "All I Do Is Win" on his 5th generation iPod nano.
What the hell just happened! I must be living in some alternate reality! Not the worst song winning lmao
happy for bulgaria but we don’t need to risk israel winning again. ban fucking israel from eurovision. thanks. israel’s not even in europe and it’s literally committing a genocide, so since russia is not welcome anymore(who’s in europe) let’s delete israel too, no? russia deserves to be in eurovision MORE than israel because that’s actually in europe btw
same as last year, dont want Israel to win obviously but fucking hate the second option- Bulgaria you were god awful and the worst of this year but at least you arent Israel
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love thy goalie! post-shutout tending to the goaltender
inspired by this lovely artwork and a day spent home sick watching hockey movies <3 they are goalie and protective d-man to me
bonus + more hockey hcs under the cut
hockey boys
hard launch this, soft launch that...has anyone written hollanov going full gaslighting with their coming out? just straight up going "we've been together for years? why are you acting like this is news?"
double points if they don't even plan to do it. they decide to soft launch via no longer actively hiding their relationship, just slowly acting more like a couple around other people. they're both at some event and ilya finds shane and just wraps his arm across his shoulders, which maybe that could just be ilya being ilya, but then shane just leans into it? like this is fine and normal? and when someone questions it shane panics and is just like "why wouldn't i? he's my boyfriend" and whoever they're talking to is like "what? since when?" and ilya is immediately onboard with this game "since 2017."
they just keep doubling down "you don't remember me sneaking out to go visit him every time we played in boston? you were all chirping me about it."
"wait, did you two drive here together?" "why would we take separate cars, we live together?" "you WHAT?"
when someone thinks they're joking they bring up the group chat with shane's parents, ilya scrolls back to a text where yuna calls him her favorite son. they bring up a video clip jackie sent of the twins saying "we love you uncle ilya!" shane brings up his thread with svetlana where she sends him russian words and phrases she thinks he should know.
they quickly enlist everyone who already knew, get them all onboard to pretend like their relationship wasn't ever top secret information. shane posts a picture of him with anya, when someone comments "that looks just like ilya rozanov's dog?" he just replies "yeah, we adopted her several months ago" and ilya replies "love our daughter ❤️"
the more people act like this is revelatory news the more they inisist that it's not. "we started a charity together!" "i moved to canada for him!" meanwhile everyone else is slowly losing their minds.
uhhh scream (1996) and marble hornets anyone?
hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever
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Enjoy your show Tim <3
Bet it feels good as fuck to be disassembled, cleaned and then reassembled as a firearm
honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation
I always pictured something like this
look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons
whatever. go my scallops
last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops
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bar dude: o shit it’s macklin celebrini the most famous 19yo to ever 19yo
mack: i see that i have been clocked. do you want me to leave? we’re leaving now. i am going to get a good grade in getting kicked out of this sports bar, a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve, in fact, i will just go ahead and kick myself out now and spare you the trouble
bar dude: also can i get an embarrassing pic to blast you on main with? great thanks you’re a babe
everyone talks more about the hart, but being named as a finalist for the ted lindsay award is a huge fucking deal because it’s voted on by the other players themselves, instead of the media. that’s the kind of respect mack has garnered among his much older peers, after only two years in the league, at nineteen years old. he’s incredible, and anyone who plays with him or against him knows it
