In your house.

blessed are those who seek the strap

I have found that the best thing to do when a highblood spits on the ground you walk on is to take a long look at the puddle and say that it looks like a larynx infection.

Alternatively, if you have enough time on your hands and also can run very fast, you can always crouch down and read them their fortune from it, like they are tea leaves.

i think video games should be more abstract and depressing i think there should be a wuthering heights video game where you just wander through the moors until you give up and perish of consumption

in my defence it was a bit i was doing your honor

Jester for the court

now look what you've done. because your joke was funnier than mine they're gonna execute me. i hope it was worth it.

outta all the stars in the night sky hes the only one im lookin at 💕💕

pussy eater tweet deleter got peanut butter in my iphone speaker lost my wallet forgotten prophet gonna go stick a fork in a socket

broken chalice god’s wrath and malice grief is the planet and my name is atlas guts and glory breaking news story settled in my role as a memento mori