I don't know what the "F" I'm doing.

Are you proud of yourself? Are you happy you made this?

Oh you have no idea.

I love when kittens fail so badly at drinking milk and how they look sopping wet and pathetic after

You gotta appreciate sometimes how tumblr works in such a way that everyone who wants to reblog this interesting or useful psychological advice is also forced to reblog the thing about werewolf fucking

sure do put a lot of emphasis on couples falling in love through mutual trust and vulnerability for someone who needs to be pried open like an oyster emotionally speaking

I don’t blame him. If I was stuck in that tank, I’d be cranky too.😂

God there is just so much to dissect. I don't know where to start.

The instant regret. You can hear her soul leave her body

She’s the opposite of that historical dishes guy. She makes a fictional recipe and lies about how it tastes.

You have to admire her commitment to causing problems on purpose

According to my brother, the camera operators are told in advance when they're going to be cut to or at least given a heads-up, so this guy assumed he was safe to use his camera basically as a pair of binoculars bc he wasn't supposed to get the focus. But the person who was switching between camera feeds accidentally cut to his camera by mistake instead of the one that was supposed to be filming, so they ended up televising what was supposed to me one man's private cockroach observation moment.

"giant monster lady and her extremely supportive little husband who she and in fact most people could snap like a twig" and "giant monster guy who is actually very gentle and nonviolent and his pint-sized wife who can and will kick your ass" are both very important and bisexual tropes

addicted to david byrne enormous suit

you know what day it is

enjoying another wonderful enormous suit sunday

hell yes

have a splendid enormous suit sunday everyone