I want a fucking lawyer, motherfucker.

I’m screeching

I don’t even know who I be following anymore I just be clickin shit

Your phone rings. The number looks familiar. You pick up to hear your own voice asking you for help.

can we all just be honest and admit it was neither we all thought of cascada im just being real

FUCKING THIS OMFG

It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them. 

Shoutout to everyone that had a dream career or ideal life but were roadblocked by math. 

Math came into my home, whooped my ass and stole my bike.

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

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