worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

this getting 20 notes in under a minute... we need to start killing the government

literally nothing in life matters other than being kind and being funny

talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

i hate being sick, but at least i have taylor swift 🫶🏻

"you need to let it go" that would be really cool, unfortunately I'll take it with me to the grave

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

this getting 20 notes in under a minute... we need to start killing the government

whats the deal with the stigma around giving up anyway. yeah this is hard so i do not want to do it anymore. we don’t keep our hand inside a burning flame just to feel like a martyr. i’m off to get a milkshake 

Sometimes I talk a lot and sometimes I don’t talk at all and somehow both are embarrassing

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

"this too shall pass" well can it fucking get on with it