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hey not to be a killjoy but can y’all spread the carrd about what’s going on in Poland
obvious warning for homophobia, transphobia, etc. in the link above.
I was born there. I have countless of LGBT friends there, and the fact that this is happening in the year 2020 is inhumane and terrifying.
If you’re Polish, vote in the upcoming election. If you’re not polish, please spread the carrd around.
I am not an ideology. Nie jestem ideologią.
i haven’t really seen anyone on here talk about this so i thought i’d share cause this is absolutely upsetting and scary and we need to do something about it!!!!
Hello, I am from Belgium and there is a petition against the ban, you can sign it here!
outrageous, lemme just sign that seventeen times and boost this
Dr Jones? (Indiana Jones Imagine)
Because there just isn’t enough content for the gorgeous Indiana Jones. Hope you enjoy this, and I’m sorry it’s been so long. I truly appreciate you all for sticking with me. If you have any prompts, I’m happy to take them for other characters as well <3 Enjoy!
TW: Threat, violence, excessive descriptions of Indiana’s muscles
“Dr Jones?” You poked your head around the door of your colleague’s classroom, smiling despite yourself when you saw him bent over his desk, fascinated by sone notebook that he shoved in his briefcase as soon as he saw you enter.
“Y/N! Good to see you!” He sat up straight and cleared some space on his desk, which you immediately perched on, smoothing down your dress and looking around the classroom, eyes settling on a bookcase filled to the brim with novels and textbooks, practically creaking under the weight.
“I just wanted to borrow a book - and say I’m glad to see you back,” Dr Jones left frequently for his archaeological digs, and you were pleasantly surprised whenever he returned.
He gestured towards the bookcase, smiling over his glasses as you walked towards it, running your finger down the spines. Your eyes locked on one old battered copy of a book, and you gently pulled it from the shelf.
You raised an eyebrow at the man sat opposite you.
“I didn’t take you for a fiction lover, Dr Jones,” You held up the book as he read the title.
“The Lost City of Paititi - that’s an interesting one. Old, too. The only copy of it in the world…” You watched his eyebrows furrow slightly as he jotted something down on his notepad.
“And I’m full of surprises, Y/N. Just because I teach about the history of the world doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy make-believe...”
You smiled, putting the book into your bag and heading for the door.
“For an archaeologist, you’re surprisingly fun,” You teased, and he rolled his eyes at you, shooing you from the room.
“You’re cruel, Y/N. Enjoy the book.”
You left his classroom and wandered to your car, where you pulled out the book and began to read. The yellowed pages were crisp in your hands; they were faded with age and covered in notes, from Dr Jones himself.
***
You saw Indiana the next day, as you wandered to your classroom to prepare for your first lecture of the day. The archaeologist rushed down the corridor, clutching his briefcase with a death grip.
“Christ!” You cried as the two of you collided, sending you sprawling to the ground in a pile of books and papers.
“Damnit! I’m sorry -” He looked up at you, suddenly realising who you were, “- Y/N!” He smiled, a charming grin that set your heart racing. He pushed his glasses back up his nose and helped you to gather your papers. The book he’d lend you had slid across the hall, landing at the bottom of the staircase. You picked it up, slipping it back into your bag and moving to help Indiana with his briefcase.
He was already bent over it, shoving items into it with a desperate vigour. You barely caught a glimpse of its contents (something small that shone in the bright overhead lights) before he snapped the case shut and got to his feet.
“Sorry, Dr Jones. I didn’t mean to -” He shook his head, squeezing your wrist in reassurance.
“Not your fault. I’ll see you later, Y/N.” He smiled at you and was gone. You noticed that he was walking faster than usual and that he had a slight limp.
More importantly, he was hobbling in the exact opposite direction to his classroom.
Narrowing your eyes, you let it slide, vowing to keep a close eye on your colleague.
***
Dr Jones must have secretly had an excellent taste in books. As an English professor, you loathed to pass up a book recommendation, although Indiana’s last few suggestions had appeared impossibly boring.
“Pottery in Archaeology? Sounds… riveting.” Indiana could tell you didn’t mean it, so you carefully placed the book back on his shelf. You were sat in his classroom with a steaming mug of coffee, listening to him murmur about artefacts as he sporadically passed you books.
“You sound so interested, Y/N. I hope I’m not boring you,” You rolled your eyes and shoved his shoulder, turning to face him.
“Come on, Dr Jones. You must have something exciting to tell me. Discovered any civilisations lately?” he chuckled like he was in on a secret you were unaware of.
“Just ancient rocks for me. Life of an archaeologist.”
You were curious about the book he’d lent you; it appeared no one else in the English faculty had heard of it. You had scoured the campus library for any record of such a text, and none had appeared. There was nothing you could find, apart from an obscure telegram about an increasing underground interest in the gold hidden in the lost city.
Perhaps Indiana was telling the truth. Maybe it was one of a kind.
The pages were crisp and yellowed with age, with Indiana’s scribbles in the margins. Some of the words were obscured by splotches of water. The book was older than you could imagine, and the thought of it being the only one of its kind made your heart race with excitement.
***
A week passed before you saw Dr Jones again. This time, it was three o’clock in the morning and your landline was ringing.
Groggily, you stumbled out of bed and grabbed the phone, mumbling a hello.
“Y/N? Thank God,” Indiana’s voice was instantly recognisable even with the crackling of the phone line.
“Indy? What’s wrong?” He didn’t reply for a second, and you began to wonder if you were dreaming. Until a loud knock could be heard at your front door, and you jumped, suddenly alert.
“Just stay inside, okay? Don’t move, don’t answer the door.” A loud crash could be heard from outside.
You backed away into the corner of your living room, still holding the phone.
“WHat’s happening? Indy, who’s outside?” You could hear rustling over the phone like he was getting ready to leave.
“It’s okay, doll, I’m coming. They want the book, keep it safe -” The line cut out, and all you could hear was silence on the other end.
Outside your house, the intruders appeared to have gone quiet. You stood still, rooted to the spot, clutching the phone to your chest and breathing heavily.
Silence.
You moved backwards, creeping to the door to run back to your room. You gripped the phone tighter. Your heart pounded. Slow, slow, slow.
The window in front of you shattered and glass flew across the room. It sliced your face and you stumbled backwards. You let out a scream as a tall man stalked towards you, followed by a burly henchman and a woman with a gun. You struggled backwards, your silk pyjamas catching on the wooden floor. The man yanked you up and grabbed your throat, his breath hot on your skin.
“Where is it?! You gasped, black spots appearing in your vision. Just tell them! Your mind screamed, but something overpowered it - something that trusted Indiana Jones more than you had expected.
You spat at the man holding you, desperately trying to shake off his grasp.
With courage you didn’t know you had, you kicked him in the shins and when he stumbled backwards, you ran - down the hall, and into your room where you slammed the door and leant against it. Your heart pounded in your chest, veins flushed with adrenaline.
“Open up!” The woman yelled, her fists pummelling the door. You shook with fear; what could you even use as a weapon? There was nothing in the room apart from your lamp, and… the book!
You launched yourself across the room, snatching the weathered copy of Indiana’s book and showing it in a box under your bed. Just as you turned to face the door, the invaders shoved through and strode towards you.
Grasping your hair in one hand, the woman pulled you to your feet before throwing you down on the other side of the room.
“Jesus, Lena - don’t mess her up too bad. We still need the goods,” She rolled her eyes at her burly companion, but instead of attacking you again, she crouched beside you, a small knife in the palm of her hand.
“Tell us where the book is, and we’ll let you go. Maybe we’ll let your adventurer friend live too…” You furrowed your brow in confusion.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about!” The men hissed and one reached into his coat pocket, pulling out a small revolver. The woman must have heard them cock the pistol because she shook her head almost imperceptibly and moved her knife to your arm.
“Not yet. I want to make her talk.”
***
Indiana Jones looked incredibly out of place in your quiet suburban neighbourhood. He had his usual suit trousers on, paired with a white shirt and a battered fedora that cast a formidable shadow through the streets. He felt his bag with one hand and made a mental inventory of its contents - a handgun, a bullwhip and a flashlight.
Your house stood across from him, slightly isolated compared to the other homes in the suburban neighbourhood. From the outside, it appeared entirely normal, but the pile of shattered glass at the side told a different story.
He crept to the door, reaching into his bag for the spare key you’d given him weeks ago. Unlocking the door as stealthily as he could, he stepped into your hallway, following the quiet groans and murmured threats to your bedroom. Back pressed against the wall, he took a breath and began to orchestrate his plan.
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“Still not talking, professor?” You shook your head, somehow staying lucid despite your swimming vision. The larger burly man moved towards you, gripping your chin between two fingers.
“Just give us that book - and we can let you go. Maybe you’ll even get some of the gold,” You ignored him, turning your face away but he didn’t let go; in fact, he raised his fist and slapped you across the face. You felt blood leak from your nose and you sprawled to the floor, letting out a defeated cry.
The woman shook her head, picking up her knife once again and holding it at your chest.
“Last chance. Give me the book. I swear to God, I will kill you -” You felt panic chill your blood. Last chance…
The knife moved closer to your chest at the silence. Breathe. Just tell them, you thought, but you couldn’t make yourself give up that stupid book or Indiana.
Closer now, you could feel it poke against your sternum when -
The knife was yanked away by something - a whip? Oh God, a whip. A man in a fedora stood in the door, reeling in his bullwhip and holding a pistol towards to gang.
“Get out,” He hissed, in a frightening twist on a very familiar voice. You looked up in shock and saw Dr Jones, his shirt ripped and his gun cocked, moving towards the attackers as they backed away.
“Indiana Jones…” You heard the woman murmur, and he advanced further towards them.
“Leave. You don't wanna know what happens when you don’t follow my orders,” The burly man looked smug as moved towards Indiana, who suddenly pulled the trigger and got a clean shot at the man’s leg. He howled, and his cronies grabbed his arms and began to pull him from the house.
Indiana bent down next to you, tucking the smoking shotgun into his bag along with the bullwhip. He reached out, almost as if to hold you, but quickly pulled back and instead cupped your cheek.
“Jesus, doll, are you okay? I’m so sorry -” You shook your head blearily, and gently leant your head against his shoulder.
“S’alright,” You muttered, and he chuckled, lightly petting your hair.
“C’mon, my cars outside. I’m taking you to my house.” He picked you up, and through the hazy fog about to take you under, you shook your head and grabbed his shoulder.
“The book!” You called out. He shot you a confused look and then his eyes widened. Moving with a practised ease, he reentered the bedroom swiftly, following your shaky hand as you pointed to the book’s hiding spot.
He pulled it out and placed it in your hands; the pair of you left the room as Indiana grabbed a dress from your closet and your briefcase.
“Thanks, Indy…” You murmured, feeling close to unconsciousness.
“It’s alright, doll. Thanks for keeping the book safe - I just wish you hadn’t had to get hurt,” You shook your head, nuzzling further into his chest.
Your eyes slipped shut and you finally let the darkness take you over, from the warm strength of Dr Jones’ arms.
-
When you woke up, you were curled up in an unfamiliar bed, a shadowy figure perched next to you in an armchair. Confused, you sat up slowly as your head began to pound.
“Where am I?” You slurred, and the figure reached out a hand to grasp yours.
“My house, Y/N. You’re safe here,” You nodded, beckoning him onto the bed. He sat beside you, flicking on a light despite the sunshine sneaking under the blinds. In his hands was the book you’d nearly died to protect.
“I’m glad the book’s safe,” Indiana shook his head, gently wrapping an arm around your shoulder.
“I’m just glad you’re okay. If I’d known they’d come after you…” He trailed off and you placed a hand against his cheek.
Perhaps it was the adrenaline or the woozy state of your brain, but you felt another burst of courage. Turning to face Indy, you pressed your lips to his.
He was shocked for a moment, but a calloused hand grabbed your waist and kissed you hard.
When you pulled away, he leant his forehead against yours.
“You know, I need someone to come with me and track down those bastards,” You grinned against his lips.
“Sounds good, Jones. Sounds real good.”
indiana jones? bucky barnes? oml the daddies
literally me when i rewatched raiders of the lost ark for the 500th time :P

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IM SORRY
so it’s been a long time - i’m sorry! i love you guys but i’ve had all my exams and sixth form applications so writing has taken a back seat!
BUT im gonna be back real soon with more fics, for more characters! expect eggsy (of course), indiana jones (swoon) and a bit of bucky barnes
THANKS FOR STICKING WITH ME
Please help me buy groceries and keep my lights on this month!!
**PLEASE READ/SIGNAL BOOST**
Hey guys, I’m really so horribly sorry to have to remake yet another one of these dumb posts but, I’m still really struggling to get groceries and keeping my heating/lights on.
**This is a follow on from my original post which contains all my information and can be found here, which I am having to remake as my situation has changed and is getting incredibly difficult.**
Long story short, I’m currently on benefits and just before Christmas I had to attend a WCA (Work Capability Assessment) and my benefit was sanctioned and reassessed due to my mental illnesses. Due to the reassessment, the benefit payment that I’m due to receive tomorrow (Feb 28th) will be just under £200, which isn’t a lot to live on as I have to pay my rent, council tax, and some incredibly overdue bills and I will only have £7.38 left of my benefit after that. And that £7 is to somehow get me groceries for March and pay my electricity/gas meters. My gas meter is now on it’s emergency credit and will last a day or two if I don’t use my heating or hot water. *I can show evidence of this*
This has been a hell of a past few months for me and I really hate having to make these posts but until I can appeal my WCA (which can take 4 - 6 weeks) I really need help to keep my lights/heating on and buy groceries.
I also understand that everyone is struggling but even just £1/$1 makes such a difference. And if you don’t agree with this post or “e-begging” please don’t comment/send hate, just ignore this and be kind.
Thank you 🙏💖💖
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**URGENT UPDATE: MAR 2ND**
Hey guys, it’s snowing again thanks to Storm Emma, it’s -4°C here and absolutely freezing in my home, my gas has £1.98 left of emergency credit in it and won’t last very long. The weather is due to get worse with a red ‘severe weather’ warning issued and I only have £7 left of my U.C benefit to get me groceries for March, so I’m really getting desperate for help. If anyone has a few £’s/$’s that they’re able to spare, please consider helping out. 💖
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I just wanted to say that I love your stories! And also ask: Are you danish? I read Missing and all the reference to Denmark and Kolding made me think that perhaps you were?
Aww thank you! I’m not Danish, no, but I did quite a bit of research so it was accurate!
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Hi! I know the requests are closed but I need to send this one in before I forget, I’m so sorry! Could you possibly write a one shot sometimes where the reader and Eggsy are dating and he’s broken up with Tilde after the blue rash thing. Reader knows that Eggsy dated a princess. He keeps calling reader “his princess” as a nickname and she’s insecure and one day has enough and screams at him for calling her that because she feels like she has to compete with Tilde? Angst but fluff at the end?
not a problem babe! thanks for the request - i loved writing it!
hope you enjoy :P
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Princess (Eggsy Unwin Imagine)
A/N: Hey pals! So it’s been a while... I’m sorry! I hope you like this fic! Requests are closed right now, but if you send one don’t worry - I’ll add it to the list <3 Also yeah it’s a Gavin & Stacey reference at the end. (YOU CAN’T STOP ME)
The first time it happened, you were stood at the counter with sleep clouding your eyes.
“Hey,” Murmured a voice from behind you, as a pair of strong arms wrapped around your waist. You were stood at the kitchen counter, scrabbling around in the cupboards for some semblance of breakfast. You leant back against the figure, letting him press a kiss to your neck.
if you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.
haha the stories i could tell
masterlist!
Eggsy Unwin:
Imagine You’re Kingsman’s Hacker and Get Kidnapped by Valentine
Imagine a New Recruit Underestimates You
Imagine Kingsman’s Enemies Break Into Yours and Eggsy’s House
Imagine Waking Eggsy Up From a Nightmare
Imagine a Mission Interrupts Your Wedding to Eggsy
Imagine Your Ex Interrupting a Date With Eggsy
Imagine a New Agent Flirts With You
Imagine Dean Hitting on You in the Pub
Imagine Being Kidnapped by Kingsman’s Old Enemies
Imagine Eggsy Wanting to Meet Your Parents
Imagine Shooting Eggsy by Accident
Imagine Taking Eggsy Dancing
Imagine Eggsy Nearly Dies on a Mission
Scars
Pool Party
You’re a Tease
Take a Bullet
Missing
Missing (Eggsy Unwin Imagine)
A/N: Hey pals! Sorry, I’ve been away for so long - mock exams are getting crazy! I should be writing more soon, and I hope you enjoy this one! It’s my longest one yet - sorry it's taken so long!
ALSO - if you're not following @flippingeggsy then what are you doing?
Warnings: kidnapping, swearing, violence, angst (it’s a jolly one...)
The gun in Eggsy’s hands shook imperceptibly next to the man’s head.
Blood trickled from a wound on his temple, trailing down his cheek and running over his lips. Eggsy didn’t seem to notice; he pressed the barrel harder into the man’s face.
“Where is she?” He hissed. A crackle sounded through his earpiece and he flinched.

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Hey, could you please suggest your favourite fanficition blogs especially for Eggsy please? xx
@eggsyunwinftw & @imaginethekingsman are my fave blogs for eggsy and other kingsman characters! :)) xx
deffo check them out!!
LOVE YOU
updates :P
New story up soon, I promise! Also, updates:
- It’s my birthday tomorrow so hopefully, I’ll see a gift-wrapped Eggsy Unwin!
- I saw The Gloden Circle - it was cool, I really enjoyed it! Was heartbroken at some scenes (If you know, you know...) and whilst I’m not as obsessed with it as the first one, I loved Taron in it.
- The fic I’m working on now is possibly my longest one so far? About 3/4 through and it’s 1372 words... :P