Happy Pride Month, yaโll! Hereโs my yearly dose of gay-ass headcanons for our Miraculous kiddos! Enjoy! @imsparky2002 @booksrbetterthanpeople @nerdy-chocomallow @thefcguy @thetwistedarchives @fayflutter @natedogx15
Juleka and Rose practiced their tango for weeks in order to start a flashmob of WLW couples. It lasted for over an hour and a half and moved through four city blocks
At the request of their fans and the encouragement of their friends, Nathaniel and Marc hosted a fan signing for their comic books. They were stunned by the sheer number of people that showed up and told them how much their comics meant to them
Ivan is just watching his girlfriend with all the love in the world, as Mylรจne is cussing out protesters, beating the crap out of bigots and generally just being a badass while he holds her things, ready to step in only if things get way too out of hand. Because heโs loving and supportive like that
Max is slaying while his buff boyfriend and girlfriend carry him on their shoulders like the short king he is. He knows heโs worth it, and they know it too. (Fist bumps of solidarity with Lacey and Reshma as theyโre both being carried on Margoโs shoulders
Mireille and Aurore hijacked their latest bulletin on the network to make it totally queer and report on Paris Pride news while having several LGBTQIA+ icons as guests. The bigwig execs were forced to speak in support of it when it got a massive positive reception
Candace and Soo-Yeon are schooling protesters who insist they canโt really be asexual if theyโre a couple, while being more than happy to educate people who are genuinely curious, and even helping a few to realize where they themselves fall on the ace spectrum
Hunter and Kendra are enjoying their first Pride as an official couple with her dragging him around by the hand and announcing to everyone that this is her boyfriend and him blushing like crazy. They get showered with celebratory glitter and buy each other a ton of pride-themed shit
The Goth Squad started a social media competition of scaring the absolute hell out of protesters, and it wasnโt long before most of the queer goths in Paris got involved and it became a national trendโฆEri still won though
The DuPont Fashion Squad really wanted to blow everyone away this year. So, Marinette, Eri, Reshma and Armbruster worked for weeks making all their best and most fabulous queer designs, and put together a whole fashion show with their friends as models. It went globally viral and they have offers for internships
Because theyโre avid practitioners of queer madness, the baking power duo of Marinette Dupain-Cheng and Austin Tomassian one day decides to don matching masks and jumpsuits in their signature colors and run around pelting protesters in the face with whipped cream pies laced with various prank substances
Alya defitnely makes a big Pride blog to document all of the chaotic queer escapades she and the gang get into. Itโs got over a million hits
Itโs a well-known fact that Ivan gives the best โBig Brotherโ hugs in the history of the world. Itโs why all of the little Pride kids love him and climb on him like a jungle gym. Heโs always ready to give a hug to someone who needs it, who needs comfort and validation. Heโs a sweet boy
Chloรฉ is taking full advantage of being rich and having a bitch mom by stealing all of Audreyโs cards to buy her friends anything they ask for. (Seriously, she bought Sabrina an entire lesbian flag wardrobe) And you know Zoรฉ is right there, cheering her on all the way and giving suggestions
Alix is busy being everyoneโs favorite chaotic Aspec girly, skating around the streets, throwing glitter bombs in protestersโ faces, wearing her flags like warpaint, and consuming way too much sugar for such a small human. Sheโs been allowed to roam free and sheโs making it everyoneโs problem
Soo-Yeon, Victoria, Adrien and the rest of the basketball team (except Danton, screw him) made a Jason Collins memorial (Rest in Power, King) and tons of basketball fans at the Pride events signed it.
The first two also hosted a massive Pride-Themed cookout and made everything they possibly could, cooking their asses off. Numerous other people brought dishes too.
Cosette and Juleka teamed up to put their makeup skills to good use by setting up a little tent to do makeovers for all the Pride kids and teens. They even had a few rather well-known drag queens stop by to get their glam done, which they totally geeked about. They gave out countless tips and tricks that day
Boulet was able to rally all the Pride Gamers to organize a massive Just Dance tournament. Over 200 people showed up to participate, and the winners ended up being this really cute lesbian couple
Anais and Gerard are developing a color-changing glitter-and-smoke bomb that, depending on the number times you shake it, explodes in the colors of your flag when you throw it, at protesters or otherwise!
Roxie and Parker got together to organize a whole day devoted to teaching all the little Pride kids self-defense, moves to use to disarm someone trying to hurt or restrain them. It was a big hit and their lessons really helped a lot of kids. They even got offered part-time jobs at an LGBTQIA+-friendly childrenโs dojo!
Ayesha, Petra and Nathaniel decided to join forces to do a caricature booth, with each of them doing their signature style (Ayeshaโs chibi art, Petraโs rubberhose/vintage cartoon, and Nathanielโs comic book reminiscent). It was a huge hit and a lot of people got drawings from all three.
Brecken was thrilled when somebody brought out a mechanical bull for a contest. He won, with the longest time staying on by a very large margin. According to him, riding mechanical bulls is a lot easier than riding live ones. Chaotic bi energy at its finest
You know Evie and Mindy are taking every chance they get to duet every gay anthem they can possible think of. When these two angelic voices combine, no oneโs eyes are gonna stay dry
One of the most beautiful things about Pride for DuPont students is seeing Jesse come out of his shell to go full Gay Theater Kid. Heโs coordinating all the musical numbers, helping fix cosplay and wardrobes and singing his heart out whenever he gets the chance. Mylรจne and Jean are fully crying, theyโre so proud.
Nobody can say for sure whether this really happened or not, because everyone who supposedly witnessed it canโt quite remember the details. But many say, in the dead of night, the day before Pride began, they saw three teen girls gathered in the middle of the park, performing a strange chant that involved the word โplagueโ and glowing with an ominous aura. The next day, many of the most notorious Anti-LGBTQIA+ protest groups in Paris were stricken with various ailments that prevented them from going to any events. Neither Eri, Aglae or Diane will confirm anything butโฆ
In the weeks leading up to Pride, Margo went on a bit of a knitting and crochet bonanza. She made heaps and heaps of sweaters, accessories and plushies. She gave out sweaters to all of her friends, and handed out plushies to all the little Pride kids! (And of course, knitted matching ones for herself and her girlfriends!)
In the spirit of the Pride Karoake Day tradition, the four classes decided to have a little competition where they would each perform an iconic, classic song, and let their audience pick a winner! Bustierโs kids went all out, totally wild with a fun performance of A-Haโs โTake On Meโ. Mendelievโs classโ performance of โBeat Itโ was flawlessly choreographed by a VERY dedicated Jean. Wintersโ group wowed and got their 70โs-style groove on with a rendition of โBurning Loveโ. And Grotkeโs groupโs energetic performance of โWe Built This Cityโ had everyone up and dancing. In the end, it was a four-way tie!
