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I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

if this happened to me i would be scared as fuck

I would smile because it happened

I performed the 27 Heart-Rending Hell Chasm Kata on a man in Reno just to watch him die

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

actually not sleeping barely eating doing drugs all day long and jacking off feels soo goood without a psychiatrist in ur ear telling you that ur bipolar

What the fuck is wrong with people, seek Jesus. Damn heathens.

sorry panties fiend

customer service is really easy if you just apply your appeasement skills you developed from your traumatic childhood

why dont you make like a tree and feel the breeze and the sun and the changing of the seasons. and Grow