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they call themselves cinephiles but they aren't even fucking the movies

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

if i could give advice to me as a teenager i would say be 25

i would say theres honestly nothing you can do