Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked?

i love my men pathetic, in need of therapy and with a long list of crimes

Resurrecting this ol’ nugget that’s been rattling around in my brain. I don’t have any of my previous files so I’m starting from scratch! Had a hard battle with an autoimmune after I moved to a new city, so my writing took a back seat. You may see me tagging things under these muses or new muses soon but I’m excited. Feel free to message me if you want to read some of my stuff or want to help me build them up through RP - might also be interested in that. 

The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

God in the Garden of Eden

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment

where’s it’s friday like it fucking matters