usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

Hyperfixation so bad people think of me when they see it

“we can’t be together, my love. for i am cursed to be a basketball dracula forever” said basketball dracula as he leapt into a solemn slam dunk from half court. his lover cried immediately

wow i haven’t thought about basketball dracula in forever. glad you’re all still getting laughs out of this

i thionk we should dump hundreds of gallons of acid on lady liberty to turn her copper again. i think itd be cool. and i think the hudson bay could handle all the acid because its got that new yawk spirit.

a jpeg is like an animal

Just saw Taylor swift stepping on a baby behind dennys

And what were you doing behind Dennys?

Cryptid blowjob. Next question.

this is what landlords be smoking before they apply popcorn ceiling over all the air vents in the house.

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