Eggcracked

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

the student said, "i'm reading a zen buddhist cookbook. with no recipes." and the teacher replied, "ah, dogen's instructions for the cook, written in 1237?" "yeah," said the student, "it's saying not to let rats fall into the rice pot"

I wish I had a little fairy I could use as a fleshlight, small enough that I can grab them around the waist to move up and down big enough that with some magical help they can take my cock without permanent damage. Wouldn't you want to be a cute little fairy, your tiny whines and moans making my masturbation so much better until I fill you with so much cum it instantly leaks out as I pull out. The size difference made all the more apparent by the fact I just bred you so full there's a visible bump

the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible

i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with