the trajectory of destiel is so funny because first season or so it’s like oh thank fucking god finally someone who is not his brother. and then after that it’s like. wait the narrative of an angel pulling a man from hell and then spurning heaven for him is kind of really sexy actually? then after that the writers figure out that you think it’s sexy so they throw you little lines like he was your boyfriend first and the angel in a trenchcoat who’s in love with you but they also throw you plot after plot of them overcoming every possible force in the world purely out of stubborn devotion to each other and plot after plot of dean going full widower every time cas dies and then you fast forward eight years and they go. yeah angel’s gay actually. you were right. i keep saying this but there is never going to be something like this ever again

You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again

“redneck” is a valid culture, not a euphemism for “bigot”

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