Tbh I Don't Even Know Anymore

I think LGBT people need to be meaner again

ohhh my god goohhhhhd ohhh my godhehed hohhhh my gohdedddddddd

As if “Tit” wasn’t bad enough

It’s sad because at a basic level that’s essentially socialism with lots of individuals chipping in for another’s healthcare but give it that label and cunts would go mental.

girls, is it gay to be a lesbian? is it gay to raw a woman until she forgets her own name? is that gay?

Idk maybe. girls are just super close like that

did Jane Fonda write this

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it

my favorite part of flying home to texas is when the pilot yells YEEEEE HAWWWW WE’RE IN TEXAS NOW BOYS and fires his revolvers into the roof of the cockpit.