Eff Yeah Paul F. Tompkins

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Paul reminisces about great voices.

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“Friendship is a wonderful thing. It's nice to have friends, as you crumble to dust. It's nice to know you're not alone in your crumbles. That's a little slogan I made up for friendship."

On Matt Gourley’s “I Was There Too” podcast, Paul discusses archaic figures of speech and sasses white people.

“Fool me once, shame on you. Teach a man to shame me, and I’ll fool you for the rest of your life if you’re a fish.”

Paul begins to discuss music, and unearths a revelation about himself.

“Who can explain why a banana fits perfectly in the human hand? Our dark lord, Satan.”

Paul discusses archaic social customs.

"If you're raised Catholic, you go one of two ways: You are either in it to win it, or your faith erodes so gradually you're not even aware of it, and so years and years go by and then one day you wake up and say, 'Hey, what happened to all that crazy junk I used to believe in?'"

"They'd say, 'Aw, well you know what? She's looking down on you now and she's very proud of you.' The only problem with that scenario is that my mother was an Atheist, so at best, she's looking up at me."

Paul uncovers the truth about Alec Baldwin.

"Clothing-wise, I'm a bit of a horse about it." (x)

Lord Andrew Lloyd Weber tells Scott where he gets his ideas in Episode 150 of Comedy Bang! Bang!