ellie

living a monk lifestyle but like if that monk had a 14 hour daily screentime

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.

Women and women can never be friends because the sex thing just gets in the way

anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

Some Times Life Really Is All Cookies N Cream

this is what happens when an unstoppable queerbaiter meets an unmovable homophobe…absolute beauty, television history

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