ellie

‘song of the summer’ this ‘song of the summer’ that …. carly rae jepsen wrote a MILLION songs of the summer …. #listentowomen

jesus and judas, also known as j2,

They call it the never afford anything and kill yourself economy

the big trick is to never ever hope for anything and always expect the worst no matter what #mythoughtprocess

Talking to myself again as scheduled. Love what I have to say btw

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving