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You know that KCD1 mod where Hans has a micropenis I'm like honestly what if Hans did have a micropenis. That would be fine. Good, even

Literally posting this in bed about to fall asleep but while I was showering I was thinking about Hans/Henry/Jitka 'poly makes it worse' like I remember seeing fanart (can't remember the artist, if anyone knows what I mean, link me) of Hans fucking Jitka while imagining Henry is there fucking him as he does it and I'm like they should actually do that but it's not a beautiful radical moment of acceptance it just makes all three of them more fucked up. Jitka wants Henry to fuck her and Henry won't because he doesn't want to besmirch Hans' honour by sowing doubt about any future child's paternity. Hans would have accepted Henry fucking Jitka but he doesn't want her to get fucked by any other man who might be willing. So Hans gets to have a wife and a fucksquire and neither of them get to sleep with anyone else.