LOUD NOISES

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

even the boys?

We have that one brah that makes everything okay

Do you ever just want to punch a wall because your favorite historical figures were real people with real faces but you can never see what they actually looked like? 

#OR HEAR WHAT THEY SOUNDED LIKE

Spoons are just little bowls on sticks

what have you done

*squints suspiciously*

This is how you do clever, viral marketing on Twitter.

do you ever play a video game for so long you forget what the fuck is going on in the real world 

#that’s precisely why i play

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen

not sure if this website glorifies social anxiety and self loathing or everyone has reached rock bottom and dark humor is merely a bitter form of comfort

I’d watch it. I’d totally watch it.

Imagine your icon taking you out for a romantic dinner in your favourite place in the world. It then starts to rain, so they buy you an umbrella and a raincoat from the store next door. Soaking wet from the rain, they passionately kiss you and decide to take you home where you have hot, rough yet extremely passionate sex for the whole night.