Liquid Confidence

that’s quitter’s talk

you have to crouch and then press a to do a backflip

use whirlwind sprint

climb on the desk and double jump from there

hookshot to the ceilight lamp then move the pad back and forth to swing

Hang onto the tiny ledge on either side and shimmy across.

Fuckin triangle jump

Wallrun and jump to it

There’s a secret vine on the outside of the building that connects to the window and you open from there

There’s defiantly a secret switch somewhere to allow you to cross. Go and break as many objects as possible until you find the button!!

you’re just not thinking with portals.

They intended to dummy it out, but you can still access it if you strafe into the corner at the right angle.  Doing this will bypass 3 nights of your stay and glitch out your room service to read 244 pizzas (the pizzas are actually infinite-use, the counter will not decrease).

Just go outside and punch the ground a couple times. Go back inside and build a noob tower up to the sitting area, it can’t be higher than 3, 4 blocks.

jump and then hit control

paint the entire wall and then just swim in the ink

Get a rocket launcher and shoot your feet

Build a remote-controlled sentry gun, aim at your feet while crouched, then fire the SECOND button.

It’s for spiderman, when he visits on vacation.

Wavedash off the ledge, jump and DI towards the chandelier, Z-Cancel the landing, then wavedash into shield onto the balcony.

No, there’s moveable crates on the other side of the room, just press and hold square to lock on to them and push them by the wall so you can jump up

You moved the block too early and now you gotta use the other save to finish the water temple

Modern gamer: Wait for the hotfix 

Jump and press start repeatingly!

The captain must go down with the ship.

a modern day icarus

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

there are two ways to read this

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

No matter how shitty someone is to me if they ever texted me and needed me I would do whatever I could to help them and I don’t know if that’s kindness or weakness

That moment when you want tell a joke but you laugh so much that you can’t tell.