My whole life is a lesbian conversation

nothing like stepping outside while the seasons are changing and suddenly feeling a change in the weather that knocks you back in time by several years

sorry professor I'm going to have to miss class today bc when I walked outside in the morning it was cold and sunny in a very specific way and suddenly I was struck with a nostalgia for years past so vivid and potent that I had to sit down

Eating fruit is okay

source?

That banana is holding her hostage

just a heads up if i ever act dumb i’m joking. i’m 100% smart and know literally everything

This is important to grasp.

My fellow American followers, read this! This is what created the economic prosperity for our parents’ generation!

So he gave millions and you gave $40 and feel like you’re doing more?

remember the halloween ep where they rolled spencer down the street in a giant pumpkin? carly and crew in japan? spencer with the ostrich? the episode with one direction? the other one with michelle obama? the randy jackson shrine in that teachers closet? friends could never……….

I love posts like this that require like six levels of meta understanding to comprehend them.

It’s -10°F in Des Moines, Iowa today, so global warming is a complete hoax

Me: wow what a nice day A top: im a top

anyways fuck america for not educating students about the aids crisis whatsoever

my drama teacher mentioned to us “most of my friends from college are dead” and I knew right away what he meant. he explained “I was a drama major in the 1980s” and still no one else in the class understood. he explained a little bit about the aids crisis, but these kids had no idea before. it is truly heartbreaking to hear about it, and especially to see it being erased.

god made a mistake when he made me a person instead of a friendly little cat on a midwestern apple orchard

some of you never woke up after heart transplant surgery and discovered that your boyfriend, zayn malik, had been the donor and it shows

you know that moment in the beginning of a movie when a woman comes home after work to another woman and there’s a good 5 seconds of “…are they…lesb-” and then one of them says “did you call mom”

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance