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a lot of you guys ask us why your SO isn’t replying, remember this before you think the worst.

Anyone: u ok Me; yeah just thinking about how I’ll never be this young again and about how most of my youth has been lost to depression loneliness and self doubt lol

does anyone know if this is fake or not?? is she okay??

what a precious good beastie

History in a nutshell

me after getting run over by my ex wife’s ford rover and now the ambulance i called is at the end of the street revving its engine

me whispering to my cat and pointing at a bug in my room: eat it

also me lifting my cat up toward the ceiling so he can reach a bug: get it

Casual reminder that to this day, literally NOBODY has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

I have decided on a new constellation. I call it The Bees. If you look up at the night sky and see all those sparkly dots, congratulations. You see The Bees. I have just made astrology 10000x easier, you’re welcome.