only in silence of life will its true colors appear

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

I work for the Marriott next to a convention center and every time theres a furry convention we get complaints about the continental breakfast having hair in it and im like what do you want me to do? Shave them? Shave the fucking furries?

My hypothesis for this image has always been that taking into consideration the use of yahoo answers and the fact that they were both able to mutually think the other was a girl is that the chance they were both mid 2000s mall scene kids is insanely high

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

SHREK 5 TRAILER??

Wait! I can change! *grotesquely transforms into a snarling ghoul*

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

i keep getting fines for “excessive water consumption” it’s not my fault that the basement prison cells all need their own toilets and showers. and like the prisoners are not pulling their weight AT ALL. all they do is sleep and be scared of the rats all day instead of painting with the easels i provided so the fines are really putting a financial strain on the household. if i didn’t need them for their plasma i would have killed them all already because this is nottt as financially lucrative as i thought it would be