never think

Out of all the dog breeds we have, she had to pick Collie 

ok but if I could make a career out of driving around in a van & breaking into abandoned buildings with my high school stoner buddies I would do that in a heartbeat, total respect to the mystery gang

this implies that scooby is a stoner because he is part of the mystery gang.

He’s getting hot boxed in that funky van as we speak

What precisely did you assume is the function of Scooby Snacks

You have ruined scooby do

the show premiered in 1969 and there is a high degree of canonical evidence that Shaggy and Scooby’s characters were heavily based on 1960s drug culture

Defining yourself by your romantic relationships is so unhealthy like what if he dies sis what then

the friar to juliet when she came to talk about romeo

i’ve been seeing a lot of vampire sperm discourse and surprised that i’ve not yet seen anyone talking abt how vampires don’t digest so like u either gotta cough that shit back up later or walk around like a moving sperm bank w ur belly full of ur vampire’s bf’s fluids

you gotta cough it up sooner rather than later too else it freezes up like ice cubes so you start rattling with every step

And there it is, the worst thing I’ve ever read

Ok but if venom remains liquid in their body, then the freezing point of venom has to be lower than their body temperature. Sperm mixed with stomach venom could still potentially be more of a slush than an actual solid in the stomach. Or if venom dissolves everything the way it dissolves contacts, then sperm would just be completely liquified before being upchucked

Soooo could they make blood-cum slushies? Like, drink some blood, go down on your man, do some twirling, cough it up, bone app the teeth?

vampire: *shakes their partner up and down like a maraca* daiquiri?

this implies they chug a full bottle of rum too are vampires just giant cocktail shakers?

itmeans everything to me

I love how memories just resurfaced after seeing a single, blurred image

bella swan wanted to get railed again so badly on her honeymoon she was literally PLOTTING to get edward to fuck her again i can not

turns out when you ask other Americans “hey did your high school have you fill out a questionnaire that matched you romantically with your classmates” the response you get is either ‘what the fuck’ or ‘yeah we did that too lol’

Everything I read about the US is worst than the last

ya meen iddaint me noggin issme peepuhs? ohh well thas just Luverlee