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concerts should cost 3 shiny nickels and be a block away. beautiful women take my hand we're going

my fatal flaw is that if i don't want to do something i just won't do it like mama raised a quitter for sure.. i'll be doing something and suddenly be like damn what if i just didn't 🤔. very freeing but also i suffer so many consequences

goodnight giant unwashed water bottle. goodnight loose hairs. goodnight crumbs. goodnight dead vape. goodnight sock. good night yellow pillows. good night stained sheets. goodnight, goodnight, goodnight!

damnnn biden just said mid gay dudes can't get legend of zelda tattoos anymore

whenever I have buffalo wings I always wipe my hands on my dog and he screams loud as fuckkkkk

Why would you do that to your dog!?!?

it's ugly

usually seeds in the tomato family have little tiny hairs on them you can see under a microscope and sometimes they’re even big enough to see with the naked eye but today at work we got tomato seeds in that were LUSCIOUS. hair so dense it looked like fur. hair so immense it muffled the sounds of the seeds when they hit each other and the metal pan they were in. On God you could have shampooed and conditioned them like a little white show dog. the person planting it brought it to me because they thought there was something wrong with the sample and I was like no those are jyst nature’s toupees

Fuuuck we left the back door open last night andthe whole kitchen got out