The Hale Twins Deserved Better

drunk and thinking about how the wig department for the twilight movies really made money literally doing the least. like the hair in breaking dawn part 2? that was the real threat the volturi should have been fighting, not regurgitation.

Irrevocably is a twilight word. I'm sorry but if you're writing something and you use that word, I'm immidiately gonna think twilight

i suppose now’s as good a time as any to remember that, within the construction of smeyer’s universe, the metamorphosis from human to werewolf is triggered ONLY by proximity to vampires. it’s violent, and terrifying, and brutal. it ruins lives. it ruins lives, and carlisle knew this. and he moved his family to forks anyway — FOR THE CLOUD COVER. LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK there’s other places in the world with fucking CLOUD COVER. if you wanted hardcoded proof that smeyer does not give a fuck about anyone who isn’t white, cishet, or christian — which haha. you shouldn’t. she’s mormon. they’re all like that — then, you know. besides all of the EVERYTHING ELSE, this one’s RIGHT THERE FOR THE READING, LADS ✌🏽

I’m not a fan of defending the Cullen’s but they actually didn’t know this until Bella told them in eclipse

Okay but how many takes did it take for them to realize they'd need someone to hold him?

Why the hell did the vampires ,who canonically run so fast they blur to the human eye, have BELLA be the umpire for their baseball game??? Rose was right to think that call was bull.

wtf??? i turned on a baseball game and “supermassive black hole” wasn’t playing???? shocked and upset.

One of my fave things about the twilight fandom is the vaguely spiteful way people adore characters that Smeyer openly wrote for us to hate. Like oh? You want us to not like Leah and Rosalie and Maria? Well jokes on u Mormon they’re the best characters in the series