THE MOON KISSED THE SUN;

Well he’s got a point there. 

“Why are making those blue, dude?” “‘Cause blue is fucking tight.” “Oh.”

I am very overwhelmed and need to be the little spoon

[Harry Potter theme plays]

pizza-your-heart

WHY AM I DYING SO HARD

He called her like an African parent calls their child when they I’m trouble

she ran away like the pedestrian characters in GTA lmao

Thats sad man…

What the

Yikes

He’s so unnecessary

Bahaha

@aconiteum

@anniezoomie

IN LOVE with those counters, WOW.

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I feel fundamentally dishonest using the phrase “low key” so often because inside my heart and soul I’m actually and unambiguously and inappropriately obsessively 100% full scale high key about literally everything I ever think and feel and look at.

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

“47 month old”

this is my four year old rayman origins

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

there was a student in the kindergarten class my mom taught named Apple.

FUCKING SHIT I’M DYING

Edward Hopper ‘Art is a line around your thoughts.’ — Gustav Klimt