Eclipse Muses

Is this a genuine concern or are you just drunk?

I just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"…

I literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"

You googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.

Almost accidentally stole a baby… explain later

Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?

I've fallen from my one moral pedestal

This is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?

Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?

I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches

Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry

Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?

So… Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address…

I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.

When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.

Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.

I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.

I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.

defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.

So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"

I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.

I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.

It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.

Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house

Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?

Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?

This post will be reblogged when new muses are added/muses are moved around

Jujutsu Kaisen

Primary. Kong Shiu -- he/him, bisexual, 42 Fushiguro Toji -- he/him, bisexual, 35 --- Musing :: Writing Kiyotaka Ijichi -- he/him, bisexual, 27

Secondary. Fushiguro Megumi -- he/him, bisexual (male lean), 16 Nanami Kento -- he/him, bisexual, 28 Itadori Yuuji -- he/him, bisexual, 16 Okkotsu Yuuta -- he/him, bisexual, 17

Selective. Zenin Naoya -- he/him, bisexual (unaware), 28-

Wistoria: Wand and Sword

Testing.

(tension? what tension? shut up.)

“i don’t like you. i just think about you a lot. totally different.”

“you think i have a crush on you? please. i’d rather kiss a cactus.”

“it’s not a big deal that i noticed your favorite drink. i’m just observant.”

“you looked good tonight? i didn’t notice. i wasn’t staring. shut up.”

“we’re not a thing. people are just delusional.”

“my heart only races because you're infuriating. not because i like you.”

“what? no, i wasn’t trying to impress you. this outfit? pure coincidence.”

“ugh, why would i be jealous? you can flirt with whoever you want. i don’t care.”

“we don’t have chemistry. we just argue really well.”

“i don’t think about kissing you. ever. like, not even once. definitely not last night.”

“you could never be my type. you’re too... you.”

“you’re the worst thing to happen to me. and i say that fondly. platonically. shut up.”

“it’s not tension. we just hate each other politely.”

“the way i feel about you? confusing. disgusting. ignore it.”

“this is not a moment. don’t make it a moment.”

“you thought i was going to kiss you? gross. who told you.”

“you look pretty tonight. as a rival. i meant that competitively.”

“we’re not flirting. this is banter. battle. mental warfare.”

“god, you make me want to scream. in a strictly platonic way.”

“i don’t like you. i don’t even tolerate you. i just... memorize how your eyes look in moonlight for strategy.”