Got this lovely commission courtesy of the amazing @beedok ! This is a gag I've had in my head for ages, and it was wonderful to finally see it visually!
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Xuebing Du

oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Love Begins
KIROKAZE
dirt enthusiast
RMH
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Product Placement
Not today Justin

titsay

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Kaledo Art
Game of Thrones Daily
d e v o n
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Misplaced Lens Cap

if i look back, i am lost

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Disney really didn't need to give Dana more reasons to hate them but by god they gave her some anyway
heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals
i cant believe this
this sounds like it belongs in a legend of zelda game
I’m totally serious when I say I absolutely love this I’ve listened to it like twelve times now it’s fantastic 10/10
Click reblog as soon as the banjo came in. That is amazing.
I have missed this post
….it actually does sound like LoZ music
just imagine
link dancing to this
I love this so much
some of you never had to suffer the consequences of a neglectful supervillain father because your mom died but he lowkey keeps her in a glass casket in an elaborate underground space so that he can visit her more than he visits you and it shows
Can you explain the acephobic comments about pudding you made yesterday in the queer romantic Minecraft discord channel yesterday? Ocelot felt like you were being really… yikes.
Omg I am so sick of addressing this incident. I literally made the comments about pudding in a /joking context, and included the appropriate tone indicators (so kinda ableist of Ocelot in the first place). I also kinda feel like you're also being ableist for even asking because I have debilitating anxiety and PTSD (related to the trauma of discovering my neopronouns) and you know that asking me stuff gives me flashbacks from a traumatic experience I had while shifting into the Manacled universe (The Dramione Harry Potter AU).
Also, not to be neurotypicalphobic, but Ocelot should not be starting drama in the queer romantic Minecraft Discord when they keep spam-posting their "hand drawn hentai" (Which we all know is AI btw which is honestly biophobic) in the general chat instead of in the yaoi and yuri text channel. Also Ocelot is also doesnt even understand the problematic cisnormativity and heteronormativity in their "drawings". Anyways leave your toxicity for the antifa furry rp groupchat.

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teeth are the horses of the body
ohhh look at me i’m not bones i’m Special Bones. i need Special Bone Expensive Insurance. sometimes the Special Bone Expensive Doctor just goes “yeah that’s fucked up” and you have to pay him anyway. don’t brush? gums recede. brush too hard? gums also recede. don’t floss? problems. floss? still problems! sometimes i’ll just break and die for no reason. lots of them at the kentucky derby
Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?
would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day
(in the universe where capitalism never happened and we're in the sun eating fruit topless all day long) fuck i wish i had a credit score

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adios
Whenever I rub my hands together I keep thinking abt a tiktok that was like. Something about a guy whose Dad was a fly and it shows said guy rubbing his hands togtehr like a fly and then rubbing his face. Like a fly
HAHA YES YES THAT ONE
Ngl I was not prepared for where this was going
Me: oh okay she’s lipsynching her song
Me: Is that-
Me:

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Tried to figure out how I've been running these things and I came up with this
SO MUCH THIS. it drives me up a fucking WALL when people call male witches wizards
my take on this
im calling out everyone who says “this cleared my skin and watered my crops” when responding to images they like
i know you dont have crops
and i know you dont have skin
stop lying for a “joke”, this is a serious website for people to make posts on their blogs about their life experiences, not about making a ruckus and acting like fools
im so sorry