[text reads: “how it sounds to me when people defend generative AI:”]

[transcript:

okay, but have you thought about the fact that some of us don’t want to use our brains and only want to contribute pollution to the world?

what about people who can’t think of groceries? what about people who need AI chatbot to tell them what groceries are?

I’m sorry but i really just can’t care about anyone else’s future or the future of the world because I wanna see what i look like as a Barbie and to me, that’s always been top priority.

if we don’t have generative AI, the white house is gonna have to photoshop pictures of Trump onto Jesus’s body. that’s kinda messed up, don’t you think? (scoffing laugh)

yeah well if you hate generative AI and you eat food, you’re a hypocrite because the good industry actually uses likes a bunch more water… so you know what’s more selfish than wanting really bad to see what you would look like if you had high school in the 80s? eating so you don’t die. so maybe stop eating meat, and produce. and stop drinking water, and then we’ll have way more water, and you’ll be less concerned about the water supply. if you stop eating and drinking, we’ll have enough resources for this whole country to be made up of data centers.

a lot of people actually rely on generative AI now to write their work emails for them, because writing work emails sucks and is really boring. so you’re gonna ask all those people to figure out how to communicate directly with their coworkers then? (claps) yeah, good luck. let’s just kill the planet, so we don’t have to talk to each other. thanks.

i personally haven’t had a conversation that hasn’t been put through an I chatbot in like, 6 months, and I’ll continue isolating myself from my own humanity until it’s like I was never even here.

(staring blankly with increasing panic as she puts her hand to her throat)

AI voice says, “remember to breathe”

(exaggerated gasp and heavy, relieved exhale) what would I do without you, Claude