Ask Eats-The-Rocks

“Oh, hello! I work in Moff sssector, but um.. I’ve been off work due to sssome liver-related isssuesss.. *coughs*.. I think I’m goin’ to be back to work sssoon though!”

“Oh! Ssso, when I wass maybe.. 6 yearsss old, Ssam, my.. well I wouldn’t sssay father.. um.. caretaker! He um, found me in the yard chewin’ on a bit of mudssstone an’ came over to ssstop me, an’ he went “Oh keep that rock outa your mouth, what, is your name Eatsss-the-rocksss or somethin’?”. I dunno, I kinda liked it, (and ssstill do!), bein’ given a traditional Unathi name by a Human felt like a great honour, ssso I ssstuck with it!”

“What? I didn’t ssshoot you, are ya ok canyon?”

What is this thing. Killing them with hammers

*frowns*

Hm.. favourite food.. probably gumbo! Sssam, the ranch owner who took me in, gave me a bowl once and it was lovely!”