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Messi-

Holy heck Messi like jumped and took the ball with him. Messi like got wiped out when he hit the ball into the goal with his head. Messi is like playing dodgeball and middle school soccer at the same time. He’s like ballerina-ing with a ball, I’ve fallen trying to do that stuff playing soccer. Messi lost his ankle and probably broke his foot? They cut to a new clip. This thing is like 20 mins long and I’ve only been watching for 2. How are Messi’s kneecaps not gone? How does he still have leg bones? Every time he scores he like slides out of frame and they cut to a new clip?? I don’t know who Is who but I think the dude that is scoring who looks like Markiplier but not and keeps like breaking his legs is Messi?

Ronaldo-The kicks are like all almost barely in the goal like with Messi, so it just might be the style of hitting to dodge the goalie. There’s a clip of Ronaldo in the air? And a very concerned fan. Switching to New longer video. So Ronaldo compared to Messi seems to be hitting the same maneuver every time, Messi would like steal the ball and hop with it or whatever fancy footwork, but Ronaldo just keeps scooting over and it keeps working? Sure he does the fake out but everyone just keeps getting thrown off by the exact same maneuver??? Ronaldo also hasn’t passed it to any team member from what I’ve seen, even when he’s in the middle, or had a clear shot and it would’ve made more sense to.

overall I think Messi is better. Ronaldo kinda keeps the ball, and Messi knows when to pass it over most times. Ronaldo didn’t wipe out when he hit the ball with his head tho. But Ronaldo doesn’t update his maneuvers because he doesn’t need to, but Messi is like crocheting with his feet during maneuvers.

so in middle school I would sell candy, like parade candy and stuff, chocolate, KitKats, skittles, twizzlers, like actual candy, I would buy packs and sell it individually to other kids, before school of course so I didn’t get in trouble. I would even take orders like if someone really liked a specific candy I would go buy a pack that was just that candy and add it to the store.

There’s a girl, who not to be mean, was like an outcast, I collect friends like Pokémon(I know because I am also this type of kid, and we were kinda friends). She is like the person since like preschool I’ve met and hung around. She’s like no where near popular girl, she had a teacher helper in elementary school, who hated me a lot, her ex-best friend flirted with her boyfriend and is universally hated by most everyone else in our grade for other reasons.

So this girl who was my main customer, would usually buy candy every morning, just like a couple with a couple of quarters, but in the end of middle school she invited me to her birthday party, and she tells me, that she thinks she’s bisexual, because she was attracted to me. And I think, “oh that’s odd, I didn’t think I was that pretty to make people question their sexual alignment.”, because I’ve had like 2 people flirt and say they were attracted to me in the three years I’ve been in middle school, usually if I make someone question their sexuality it’s because I introduced them to other types of sexualities like AroAce.

and then, two years later, I’m think about a post about Pavlov and how someone would give this dude they like candy every time they see them so then later the dude was like “oh my mouth would water when I thought of you”, and I was like “Oh I could probably do that with people who don’t like me”, then I was like, wait.

OH MY GODS THAY ADDED A NEW DINOSAUR EMOJI