Forgot that tumblr existed. I'm up to like 50 geronimo stiltons. I'm reading them in chronological order with the exception of the time travel graphic novels. The Stiltonverse is objectively absurd. The following are real implications or revelations made in these books:
The war between the cats and the mice has been going on since the middle ages at least. So it's like a hundred years war situation
Geronimo canonically has a therapist (does he tell them about all the time travel and jungle horror and kidnappings?)
The Pirate Cats are constantly trying to alter time in sort of a Looper-Twelve Monkeys situation
There is no set sizing for cats. Sometimes they're mouse sized, other times they're ginormous. Pick a lane
In Book #22, Geronimo is kidnapped into some sort of forced marriage resident evil seven situation with Creepella. It's lowkey super disturbing. He is a final girl
Professor Von Volt may be immortal and invented subways
Geronimo's grandfather is emotionally abusive and almost killed them all in Ratzikstan
At one point, time is implied to be deterministic in the stiltonverse when Geronimo meets Akhenaten in the graphic novels but then later interacts with his mummy in another novel
Also I cannot think of a more diabolical experience than book #24 when Geronimo accidentally foots the bill for an entire classes' field trip to Niagra Falls, wherein his only consolation is that at least the teacher is cute only for her to magically find her long lost lover just as he starts confessing to her. And then the forest catches on fire. Him and a bunch of third graders are first on the scene and the only ones fighting the fire. I repeat, THIRD GRADERS trying to put out a forest fire with buckets of water. They succeed but also oh my god what a horrible experience if you think about it.
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